Scoff. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Then press play and get up and bounce! To this day, when placed with care in a DJ set, this tune sets it off on the dance floor. The bass line from Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Flea, the near-pornographic cooing of singer Crystal Blake and some damn fun rhyming make for a classic pop song and an Unhip Week all-star. It’s enough to make a man bust out a skinny tie and some polyester genie pants. 1989 seems like a long time ago, eh?